A police officer calls into the station - "I have an interesting case here, a woman just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested her?" asks the sergeant,
"No, not yet. The floors still wet."
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Being a gardener I don't have much on this time of year, so while my wife's at work amongst tinkering with projects I clean the house, wash up, have her dinner on the table when she gets in, that type of thing.
My wife is the manager of a building site, so when she comes home and I've just mopped I rush out to meet her and tell her she's not coming in the house with her muddy boots on!
My wife is the manager of a building site, so when she comes home and I've just mopped I rush out to meet her and tell her she's not coming in the house with her muddy boots on!
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