Sayings

[Ali]

Robin at work said today "look at everyone out of step with our Johnny"

I'd never heard the saying before. Which left me wondering what other good sayings you know that I've never heard of . . .

[steve-e]

Everything has its place

Everything all over the place

[petercaughlin]

I had an old mate who used to look at people and say "He knows how many beans make five "

[Ali]

I might use that one too

re not getting sucked into other people's squabbles, my friend Kay says "not my circus, not my monkeys"

[sidecarcop]

Des Founds has one i've always liked, ' Its set like a jelly'

[Steve Reynolson]

One of my favourites, from Yorkshire I believe.
It makes no never mind.

[Eric & Julie]

My early employment days I worked with some special characters, and from there I picked up a lot, that I still use regularly. They are not all PG friendly, but whatever. I'll start with a favorite.
"I'm as happy as a 1 legged lesbian with a pogo stick.

[steve-e]

An outfit short of a full grid. Bob Bird I believe that was.

[Eric & Julie]

"Couldn't organize a f*ck between 2 rabbits!"
I have used it to describe many a manager

[petercaughlin]

My late mother in law,Yorkshire born and bred, obviously the family wasn't well off as she always said "When we was kids we didn't have 2 ha`pennies to scratch us bum wi`"

[steve-e]

Still the same now in Yorkshire I hear

[petercaughlin]

Steve, don`t run for office as you`ve just lost the Yorkshire vote

[petercaughlin]

In these troubled times where we all have to wear masks, if you take your horse with you you have to give him a mask as well. its called
"Mascarponi"

[dude]

My friend didn't know what a birthday suit was that was funny